When it comes to Dachshunds, what we lack in height we make up for in length. Unfortunately, I’ve yet to determine what advantages there may be, if any, to my long but short frame.
Certainly, one of the disadvantages is the inability to see over and around tall obstructions. Take our lawn for example. My man human is charged with keeping it freshly mowed (something he despises I might add). Let’s just say it’s closing in on two weeks since he last got on his John Deere – or as I like to call it – the Mean Green Dachshund-Eating Machine!
I can’t stand it when he gets that thing out. My mom human can stand at the door forever asking me if I want to go “potty,” but if I’m in ear shot of that monster, I ain’t budging. On the other hand, one thing I hate just about as much is trotting outside unable to squat and do my thing without a dozen blades of grass trying to “tickle the ivories” if you know what I’m saying.
My daddy human has a friend I’ll call “Andy” (cause that’s what they call him). He talks about how much he enjoys mowing his lawn and how he loves the alone time and the ability to just clear his head. Not my dad. He says the only things he thinks about is how he’s not if front of his TV screen or his computer monitor. (He’s been on the computer a lot lately and staying up later than usual too. It’s been two weeks since he’s gone to bed before me. That makes it really hard for me to sneak into his office and update my blog. Hey, I’m just saying!)
Ultimately, I don’t have an answer. I know I can’t have it both ways. On the one hand, I don’t miss the “Machine,” but on the other, this tall stuff has got to go! I heard him say gas is so high there’s barely enough for the cars. I wouldn’t necessarily be a big fan of adding additional pets to the family anytime soon, but maybe they need to look into getting some goats. Don’t laugh. I’m flexible.